Chuck norris....Only in america!! :] Did you know!!!

ONLY IN AMERICA!!!.......
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



Did you know......
1. A U.S. company came out with a toilet night-light that sends out a green warning beacon when the seat is up.
2. According to studies, an average roll of toilet paper lasts about five days in the bathroom.
3. Every day, over five billion gallons of water are flushed down toilets in the United States.
4. In a year, an average person uses the toilet 2500 times a year.
5. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
6. Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.
7. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
8. Ants never sleep.
9. No word in the the English dictionary rhymes with "MONTH". (haha how many of you started to think of things that rhymed) :]
10. Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum. (thats just sad) :]
11. The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons. (mmmk seriously how do they know this????)
12. A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds. (hmmm Seth has something incommon with a gold fish) ;]
13. Did You Know, Coca-Cola was originally green. (HAAAAAAAA BEET THAT ALL YOU MOUNTAIN DEW LOVERS)
14. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.


Chuck NORRIS!! :]]]
1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
2. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
4. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
5. There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
6. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
7. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
8. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
9. French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
10. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."